In case you didn't already notice, we are now in the midst of Pumpkin Spice season, formerly known as autumn. This is the time of year when manufacturers scamble to incorporate the popular taste, smell and color of pumpkin spice in a vareity of products held near and dear to us. That's why stores this […]

In case you didn't already notice, we are now in the midst of Pumpkin Spice season, formerly known as autumn. This is the time of year when manufacturers scamble to incorporate the popular taste, smell and color of pumpkin spice in a vareity of products held near and dear to us. That's why stores this month have become an endless calvacade of pumpkin spice in our coffees, cereals, air fragrances, and yogurts.

That's not to mention all those pumpkin spice cookies, breads, refrigerated doughs, cream cheese, and even egg nog available to go to your home now. My favorites are pumpkin spice coffee creamer and pumpkin spice ice cream.

Some pumpkin spice products, however, are just plan wierd in my estimation. As in, why did someone even think of these? After reviewing the 20 pages of product presented to me this evening by Amazon when I searched “pumpkin spice,” here are what I've deemed as the strangest results:

Pumpkin Spice Bone Broth Protien Powder

Pumpkin Spice Pet Cologne

Organic Spray-on Pumpkin Spice Spray

“Pumpkin Spice AF” T-shirt

“It's Pumpkin Spice Time, Bitches” Door Mat

Pumpkin Spice Fire Log

Pumpkin Spice Dog Treats. (Cats were slighted in this category.)

There's really nothing else for me to add to these, except that there must be somebody in the world buying this stuff or it wouldn't be for sale.

Happy Pumpkin Spice, everyone!